懂得取捨的老婦

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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight

so that it would not blow away in the wind.

一 位年長的女士站在郵輪邊的扶手 旁，
兩 手緊抓著帽子，就怕風把帽子給 吹跑了。

A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward

but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"

一 位紳士走了過來，對她說：
「原 諒我，女士，不是故意要靠近 您，
您 知道您的裙擺被風吹的老高老高 的？」

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"Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat."

「是 的，我知道」，

女 士又說：「可是我的兩手必須抓 緊這帽子」

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any under clothes

and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

「但 是女士，您應該曉得您沒穿內 褲，隱密都露出來了呢！」，
這 位男士非常誠懇的又說。

The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied,

"Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old.

I just bought this hat yesterday!"

婦 人朝下望了望，抬頭回答說：
「先 生，您所看到這下面的任何一個 玩意兒，都85年了，

可 是這頂帽子，我昨天才買的呀！」

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